10 Steps to Breaking Your Own Heart: A Satirical How-To
We’ve all been there so we can laugh about it now, right?
Step One: Find a boy
This could be a boy in your class, or someone you work with, or even a friend — you choose. The best ones are the ones you see every day. Bonus if you get to watch them flirt with the gorgeous blonde you also see every day. It doesn’t matter if they are right for…