10 Steps to Breaking Your Own Heart: A Satirical How-To

We’ve all been there so we can laugh about it now, right?

Step One: Find a boy

This could be a boy in your class, or someone you work with, or even a friend — you choose. The best ones are the ones you see every day. Bonus if you get to watch them flirt with the gorgeous blonde you also see every day. It doesn’t matter if they are right for…

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Having just entered my 30s, I have learned a thing or two from my laps around the sun that I hope to share from a place of compassion, grace, and humor.

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Emily B Thomas

Emily B Thomas

Having just entered my 30s, I have learned a thing or two from my laps around the sun that I hope to share from a place of compassion, grace, and humor.

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