10 Tips to Get You Closer to Your Crush: Another Satirical How-To

1. Like every post on social media

This one is easy. Any time they post something new, make sure you go and like it. Now this is something friends do as well. They have probably been liking your crush’s photos, posts, and shares for years. While you are in a good Facebook or Insta stalking session, go ahead and like some past stuff — even if it’s from 2007 and you had to dive deep to even see it. Maybe you can make a joke about it later. Be sure to send a message or comment about story posts. They can already see you…