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Nov 8, 2020

10 Tips to Get You Closer to Your Crush: Another Satirical How-To

1. Like every post on social media This one is easy. Any time they post something new, make sure you go and like it. Now this is something friends do as well. They have probably been liking your crush’s photos, posts, and shares for years. While you are in a…

Crush

3 min read


Nov 8, 2020

10 Steps to Breaking Your Own Heart: A Satirical How-To

We’ve all been there so we can laugh about it now, right? Step One: Find a boy This could be a boy in your class, or someone you work with, or even a friend — you choose. The best ones are the ones you see every day. Bonus if you…

Love

6 min read

10 Steps to Breaking Your Own Heart: A Satirical How-To
10 Steps to Breaking Your Own Heart: A Satirical How-To
Emily B Thomas

Emily B Thomas

Having just entered my 30s, I have learned a thing or two from my laps around the sun that I hope to share from a place of compassion, grace, and humor.

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